Once upon a time, there was a water buffalo who had 3 golden kittens. The first kitten ate so much fish that it grew into a balloon and flew away. The second kitten was so scared of the water that it dehydrated and turned into a lizard. The third kitten watched quietly and learned that moderation is everything. So it ate a gentle amount of fish and did so cautiously. It later grew to be a unicorn. One day, the unicorn visited me in a dream. It told me that I needed to tell you its story.

The unicorn also told me to tell you that I went to SCAD and earned a BFA in animation, but that I do lots of artistic things on the side. All of these things can be found on this website. Thank you for visiting and listening to my tale.